Billy Mays , America ’s favorite infomercial star , diedthree year ago today . He begin his career selling the WashMatik , a car - washing brush that siphoned water supply through the bristles without electricity . He moved from that to the Ultimate Chopper , and some of his other product not featured here include The Ding King ( incision and nick repair outfit ) , Turbo Tiger ( a hand - guard minivac ) , Grip Wrench ( an adjustable shoulder strap wrench ) , Green Now ( fertilizer ) , and something call the EZ Crunch Bowl , which promised to be " A new means to deplete breakfast cereal grass . " Here are the eternal sleep of the merchandise he incline over the next 12 years , in no particular club :
Orange Glo
This was Billy ’s break - out pitch . He deal 6,000 units in 11 second ( at $ 18 each ) on the Home Shopping web . He became HSN ’s go - to sales bozo like a shot afterward .
Awesome Auger
Big City Slider Station
The best line of his entire canon , surely : " No more squishin ' and squashin ' , flippin ' and floppin ' ! "
DualSaw
" Big strong nothing , " he pronounce . Poor Matt .
ESPN360
For when you want to watch sport , " but ca n’t find a television . " Even his family likes it , so I estimate video streaming is jolly great .
Flies Away
Lotta rhyming - ay in this one - ay .
Gopher
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It reaches so you do n’t have to .
Grater Plater
you’re able to grate asiago in it , ok . It ’s no ordinary denture .
Handy Switch
Hercules Hook
Now that ’s super - secure .
iCan Health Insurance
Not determine to house tools and widget , Mays took on the job of selling admission to low-priced health insurance policy for everyone .
Impact Gel
Why am I smashing my hand with this mallet ? !
The iTie
It ’s the only necktie that have a hold back air hole .
Jupiter Jack
The most convenient hand - free machine for any cellphone , GUARANTEED .
Kaboom!
Ring around the toilet ? You require Kaboom !
Mighty Mendit
Mighty Putty, Mighty Putty Steel, and Mighty Putty Wood
All three in one Suoer Pack , in case you need to fix that drawer twist , tow a boatandlift a shoal autobus .
OxiClean
Powered by the aviation you breathe , activated by the H2O you and I drink in . Classic .
Quick Chop
Vince and his silly Slap Chop ca n’t compete .
Samurai Shark
Tungsten carbide sharpen blades , people .
Simoniz Fix-It
Repairs scratch , nick and knicks ON CONTACT . enforce , and let ironic . That ’s it !
Tool Band-it
When two hired hand just are n’t enough , reach for the Tool Band - It . A job that takes two , can now be done by one ! THAT ‘S AMAZING .
Vidalia Slice Wizard
7 different kitchen tool aright in one machine . Even the food - processor inept can operate it . Try doing all that with a knife !
What-Odor?® Odor Eliminator
Sour Milk River . mouldy , rotten cheese . Cat urine !
Zorbeez
The most absorbent material he ’d ever used . Over 27 times more absorptive than cotton wool ! you may even use them to dry out your frank , guys .
Mighty Tape
Mays ' last commercial slur . By this prison term , he ’d been selling everything from adjustable wrenches to deodorizer to … well , Mighty Tape .
What ’s your favorite Mays - approved product ? I like Kaboom ! , but I do remember that I broke my grandma ’s Gopher trying to lift a birdbath . ( It seemed like a good melodic theme at the time . )
