Documentary Evidence That 2012 Disaster Could Really Happen (Sort Of)

With the year 2012 coming shortly , Roland Emmerich is n’t the only filmmaker render to cash in with an apocalypse movie association - in . Documentary - makers are doing it too . Here is a sample distribution of the weirdest 2012 “ non fabrication ” flicks .

Some of the hallmarks of a 2012 documentary – or any documentary film about “ ancient prophesies , ” really – are the role of British multitude ( they are so credible ! ) and really bad CGI fire and/or gillyflower footage of explosions . In Ancient Code : the Movie , hastily repackaged with the tagline “ Are YOU quick for the real 2012 ? ” we ’ve got both British people and fire , as you could see in the time below . However , there is n’t really anything in this picture about the Mayan calendar . Mostly it ’s just a New Agey Department of Commerce about how everybody should be essay their inner grail and stop yelling at the great unwashed on the street .

Despite a lack of British multitude , SyFy Channel ’s 2012 : Startling New Secrets has the virtue of in reality being about 2012 , have interviews with scientists and “ experts ” in the Mayan calendar . There is a mint of stock footage of fire and volcanoes and floodlight , and the doc also introduces us to some random guys who think there ’s a giant hidden construction under ancient Egyptian ruins which will leave a key to surviving the 2012 apocalypse . I was never quite certain how the ancient Egyptians knew about the Mayan calendar , but that ’s okay because it was fun to see a fit of the “ experts ” looking puzzled when their scrutiny of the site revealed that nothing was under the reason . But surely the best part of this medico is when we assemble the “ extreme survivalists ” who are prepare to build underground trap to survive 2012 . Here they are .

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Possibly the most bizarre doc in this subgenre is 2012 : An Awakening , which purports to be all about the Mayan calendar but is in fact just a collection of featurettes about random things like Bigfoot , Viking Satanists , angel , and Jules Verne . Luckily it has a lot of British mass and bad CGI , so it still make us palpate all excited about 2012 even though we do n’t get to get wind about that wizard appointment at all . Instead we learn about some cat who “ chance on ” an range of a function of a pentacle in some variety of Viking burrow . Um , how are the Vikings colligate to 2012 ?

And then there ’s 2012 : Mayan Prophesy and The Shift of the Ages . It ’s full of great stock footage of detritus violent storm and traffic jams , plus random here and now where metal songs encounter and a voice notes portentously that there have been a lot of temblor lately . Its chief asseveration ? “ December 23rd , 2012 is indeed the goal of something . ” Well it ’s hard to abnegate the truth of that ! If you do n’t consider me , heed to these British people babble out about how 2012 is obviously crucial because of X - Files .

And let me leave you with this awful moment of 2012 metal , from the introduction to the same celluloid :

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