It ’s like a tradition . Last year ’s retard was 18 - class - oldJames Miller . This year ’s changeling : 19 - year - old Nebraskan Matthew Nieveen , who was stop on Halloween for driving with a BAC twice the effectual limit . While wearing a breathalyser costume .
https://gizmodo.com/moron-in-breathalyzer-costume-busted-for-driving-drunk-5396262
It was Nieveen ’s 2nd DUI discourtesy , though presumably the first was n’t nearly as ironic . The Lincoln Journal Star describe :
According to a law report , he was driving a 1992 Ford F-150 northbound on 33rd Street between Holdrege and Huntington when an officer saw the truck rapidly accelerate and cross the center line several times . The military officer stopped the truck at 37th and Huntington , the report posit .
The policeman said Nieveen had weak eye and slurred speech and smelled like intoxicant . Police find a bottle of vodka , a half - full bottle of Mountain Dew and vodka and several cans and bottles of beer in the motortruck .
“ He was dress as a PBT ( preliminary breathing spell examination ) alcohol sensor and had been attending a Halloween company prior to the occlusive , ” the written report says .
Perhaps next Halloween he ’ll be dressed up in an orangeness jump suit . [ Journal Star ]
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