One of the many unendurable thing about the internet is how we use certain word and musical phrase until they are completely void of any substance at all . And , because it ’s the internet , the most insufferable trends stick around long after they ’re welcome .
The thing is , the internet has a crime syndicate mentality , and we ’re all blameful here . Once the first somebody start out respond to everything with a canned LOL , we followed courtship . Let ’s band together and halt . Here ’s the hit list of tropes we should all just concord to abandon incessantly .
1) I can’t even:
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You ca n’t even what ? take the air ? rill ? piece up a synonym finder . Use your words .
2) ,so.
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Please do n’t make us wait for the other well-formed shoe to drop .
3) This is Everything:
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Noooooo this is one specific affair , hyperbole is overdone , even ironic hyperbole .
4) This is perfect:
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See item three .
5)The worst thing/the best thing
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You are almost in spades referring to an mediocre and/or mediocre matter .
6) REALLY??
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Since we mostly use Twitter to kick anyway , let ’s wear the REALLY ? ? is implied on all tweet .
7) OBSESSED
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fixation is adisorderin which people have undesirable and repeated thought , touch , ideas , star ( fixation ) , or behaviors that make them feel drive to do something ( compulsions ) . Does this describe your human relationship with the new Chrome extension that have your website wind when you scroll ? No . Okay , moving on then .
8) I die
There ’s a DISNEYLAND DAPPER DAY . I die .
— Meredith Woerner ( @MdellW)February 16 , 2013
Oh my god the mentally handicapped cyberspace famous cat of the calendar month is so cute , I die ! Unless you are literally drained and the tweet you ’ve sent is some post - mortem psyche wave , we ’re going to let this expression die .
9) FTW
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This is the internet , not a game - winning field finish . And aboveboard you belike should n’t say this in either of those circumstances .
10) +1
+1 RT@LesHorn : I ’m not wearing a jumper
— Veronica de Souza ( @HeyVeronica)May 10 , 2013
Once again , this is not football , there are no PATs .
11) LOL
https://twitter.com/embed/status/331152022160162816
No you are not express mirth out loud and if you ’re being ironic see point three . Again .
These are the online cliches we ’re brainsick of . But you probably have your own . Let us know if there ’s anything else we need to put a stop to in the word below .
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